WHO WANTS TO COME VISIT PARADISE??

WHO WANTS TO COME VISIT PARADISE??

They've extended our blizzard warning.

I can hear the plows.

My dog woke me up barking because there was too much snow on the stairs for him to go up on his own.

No way can anyone go anywhere.

Someone please take our snow.

Da boys

Da boys

Dryfuss

Dryfuss

Yoshi

Yoshi

Yoshi's icy head

Yoshi's icy head

The one good thing about snow: playing in it with the boys.

FUCK. THAT. NOISE.

FUCK. THAT. NOISE.

Out front.

Out front.

Out back, so you can see the volume.

Out back, so you can see the volume.

And it's not pretty, either. It's brown.

And it's not pretty, either. It's brown.

Those of you who want snow so much CAN FUCKING HAVE OURS.

(Attitude brought to you by Having to Drive in This Shit & Co., compounded by I Am Already Late for School and Parking Is Going to Suck Inc.)

Go awayyyyyyyyyy.

Go awayyyyyyyyyy.

Trust me, it’s pouring in this picture, and I absolutely did not want to get out of my car.

Trust me, it’s pouring in this picture, and I absolutely did not want to get out of my car.

It’s going away now, finally, but I had to drive in it, and walk in it, and I came thisclose to just turning around and walking back to my car once I got halfway across the parking lot. I’ll bet anything my pants and shoes will still be wet when I leave campus at 4:00 this afternoon.
I just had to leave late, didn’t I?

…HEAVY SHOWERS AND SCATTERED THUNDERSTORMS FOR THE MORNING COMMUTE…
AT 7 AM A BAND OF HEAVY SHOWERS AND SCATTERED THUNDERSTORMS WERE ACROSS THE WORCESTER HILLS SOUTHWARD INTO EASTERN CONNECTICUT AND LONG ISLAND. THIS AREA OF SHOWERS WILL MOVE EASTWARD INTO RHODE ISLAND AND EASTERN MASSACHUSETTS THROUGH 8 AM. EXPECT HEAVY DOWNPOURS WITH HOURLY RAINFALL RATES OF A QUARTER TO ONE HALF INCH…WITH EMBEDDED THUNDERSTORMS YIELDING UP TO A QUICK INCH OF RAINFALL IN JUST ONE HOUR. THIS WILL RESULT IN MINOR POOR DRAINAGE FLOODING FOR THE MORNING COMMUTE ESPECIALLY ACROSS THE PROVIDENCE TO BOSTON I95 CORRIDOR.
RAIN WILL BEGIN TO TAPER OFF BETWEEN 9 AM AND 10 AM FROM WEST TO EAST WITH DRY WEATHER TO FOLLOW FOR THE LATE DAY COMMUTE.

It’s going away now, finally, but I had to drive in it, and walk in it, and I came thisclose to just turning around and walking back to my car once I got halfway across the parking lot. I’ll bet anything my pants and shoes will still be wet when I leave campus at 4:00 this afternoon.

I just had to leave late, didn’t I?

…HEAVY SHOWERS AND SCATTERED THUNDERSTORMS FOR THE MORNING COMMUTE…

AT 7 AM A BAND OF HEAVY SHOWERS AND SCATTERED THUNDERSTORMS WERE ACROSS THE WORCESTER HILLS SOUTHWARD INTO EASTERN CONNECTICUT AND LONG ISLAND. THIS AREA OF SHOWERS WILL MOVE EASTWARD INTO RHODE ISLAND AND EASTERN MASSACHUSETTS THROUGH 8 AM. EXPECT HEAVY DOWNPOURS WITH HOURLY RAINFALL RATES OF A QUARTER TO ONE HALF INCH…WITH EMBEDDED THUNDERSTORMS YIELDING UP TO A QUICK INCH OF RAINFALL IN JUST ONE HOUR. THIS WILL RESULT IN MINOR POOR DRAINAGE FLOODING FOR THE MORNING COMMUTE ESPECIALLY ACROSS THE PROVIDENCE TO BOSTON I95 CORRIDOR.

RAIN WILL BEGIN TO TAPER OFF BETWEEN 9 AM AND 10 AM FROM WEST TO EAST WITH DRY WEATHER TO FOLLOW FOR THE LATE DAY COMMUTE.

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