Meet Sarcastic Mars Rover, now on Twitter, doing a science all over your everything.

Basically, I believe in peace, and bashing two bricks together.
AJ Ellis is trending because Vin Scully told us to do it. Seriously, that’s what happened.
Obamacare! Gay marriage! Legalizing drugs! I’m moving to Canada to get away from all of this shit!
Umm… guys, I think there’s some stuff about Canada we need to talk about.
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