Edgar being on 40.9% of 88 released ballots, that is. (41.6% of 89 now; I just checked.)
Edgar Martinez against RHP: .308/.409/.508
Edgar Martinez against LHP: .322/.443/.539
That’s not a mistake. Edgar hit RHP better than a lot of righty batters hit LHP. But he’s not a Hall of Famer. [eyeroll]
Bay would be getting ripped off because Garland would do every. … thing. … so. … slowly.
Just for the record (this is from three hours ago because Olivia and I lead productive lives):
Amanda: LMFAOOO
Amanda: LookoutLanding - Jason Bay is going to use half his 2010 salary to pay Jon Garland to do his chores - less than 10 seconds ago from web
Olivia: LMFAOOOO
Amanda: HAHAHAHAHA
Olivia: omg LOLLL
Amanda: Bad deal, JayBay, don’t do it
Olivia: his chores would never be done
Amanda: LMFAO EXACTLY
Amanda: September rolls around and Garland hasn’t even finished vacuuming the carpet yet!
Olivia: LMFAO
reblogged from cornerinfielder
DOES THIS MEAN SOMEONE IS GOING TO GIVE HIM MONEY IN EXCHANGE FOR TATERS???? PLEASE SIGN HIM. Even if it is Detroit. (Ew, Detroit.) Between the HoF balloting announcement next week and the Saga of Jim Thome’s Next Paycheck, I am going to have a heart attack.
HEY JON HEYMAN WHY DIDN’T YOU PUT THIS GUY ON YOUR BALLOT
shaw0n http://twitpic.com/svsf9 kenny rosenthal at the winter meetings. i think @OldHossRadbourn would be impressed w/ my MSPaint skills (if he knew what that was).
(via OldHossRadbourn / shaw0n)
Not that it’s an uncommon phrase, but my brain immediately decided this was going to get stuck in my head upon seeing “gangsta lean.”
Fallin’ back on that ass with a hellified gangsta lean
Gettin’ funky on the mic like a old batcha collard greens
It’s the capital S, oh yes, the fresh N-double-O-P
D-O-double-G-Y D-O-double-G, ya see
Showin’ much flex when it’s time to wreck a mic
Pimpin’ hos and clockin’ a grip like my name was Dolomite
Yeah, and it don’t quit
I think they in the mood for some mothafuckin’ G shit
THANKS A LOT, FAKEAPSTYLEBOOK.
reblogged from diamondleung
Lider en deportes :: Noticias
Infielder Marco Scutaro signed with the Boston Red Sox after the team requested his medical records.
CARACAS. — The rumors cleared. Marco Scutaro became part of the Boston Red Sox’ payroll, said sources close to the player.
The terms of the contract are unknown.
That’s my translation, by the way, so pardon any inexactness. But there you go.
And via Efrain Ruiz on Twitter:
Alguien muy cercano a los Medias Rojas me dice que lo de Marco Scutaro es cierto. Parece sólo cuestión de hacerlo oficial.
(Somebody very close to the Red Sox tells me that the news about Marco Scutaro is true. It seems to be only a matter of making it official.)
By the way, Jolie, this would be why studying Spanish > studying French (says the pepper).

