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The Dugout: Sizemore Matters -- Back Porch FanHouse
The good news is that the pictures are only semi-nude, and that he’s the kind of guy women want to see in his underwear anyway. Not like Jim Thome is having a nude photo scandal or something.
OH MY GOD MY EYESSSSSSSSSSS SOMEONE PASS THE BRAIN BLEACH [claws eyes out]
Mel ponders the eternal question, “HOW DID THE BOSTON CELTICS PLAY BASKETBALL WITH YOU ALL OVER THEIR FLOOR?”
Side note: it would delight me to no end if I could see the infamous va-jay-jay incident again. I only saw it once before Oprah’s minions removed all traces of it from the Internet. Clearly I enjoy watching Jim Thome feel completely uncomfortable.





