pure science with a splash of black cat

Elizabeth Montgomery and Vin Scully were hosts for the ABC Network’s coverage of the 1967 Tournament of Roses Parade on January 2, 1967. In this extremely RARE promo, Liz pops Vin into the living room to request him to co-host.

Officially the best thing I have ever seen. “Liz, that was the best drive I’ve had all day! Now I’ll never know how far I hit it!” Oh, Vin.

(via Vin Scully Is My Homeboy)

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Polaris - “Hey Sandy”
from Music from “The Adventures of Pete & Pete”

Human Flesh Search Engine

Bernard (on phone): Bernard. Who's this? Hey, screw you! [hangs up]
Van Buren: I'm guessing that wasn't your mother.
Bernard: Somebody called me a Nazi. You know, an hour ago, somebody called, telling me that I needed to go on a diet.
Lupo: Maybe that was your mother.

Law & Order DVD news: Announcement for Law & Order - The 7th Year | TVShowsOnDVD.com

FUCKING FINALLY.

At this pace, if the series ends after this season, we will have the complete series on DVD by 2025. Woo hoo!

Law & Order Sound Gavel, NBC Universal Store

Hahaha, dude, f’real? (P.S. WANT.)

Speaking of procrastinating, here's more.

You know you’re a stereotypical broke-ass college kid when you go scrounging for coins at four in the morning so that you can buy a soda on your way to campus, because no matter how broke you are and no matter how much you owe the government for your student loans, you will have that goddamn Coca-Cola.

I have nothing but nickels and dimes, however. First thought: “My kingdom for a quarter.” Second thought: I watch too much M*A*S*H. Third thought: what is wrong with me? Fourth thought: hey, you’re supposed to be writing a paper. Fifth thought: shut up, fourth thought.

Frank: I’m confining you to quarters!
Hawkeye: I’m confining you to quarters, too. Give me all your nickels and dimes!