pure science with a splash of black cat

This is, in fact, how the NHL operates

Could you imagine if they tried to invalidate the contracts? The NHLPA would stir up a massive shitstorm.

The NHL is so very very poorly run. It’s almost comical, if it wasn’t so sad.

“This is the new rules.”
“Sweet, this is a new contract under those new rules.”
“We don’t like the new rules and hate your contract, and your face.”
“But you made those rules.”
“AND WE HATE THEM AND YOUR FACE! INVESTIGATION! INVESTIGATION! I HATE YOUR FACE!!!!!”

Has Komisarek ever mouthed off to Chara without skating backwards? SoSH. Answer: no, because that would require that he have balls.

More fun from RMPS, "lol nut jokes" edition

SoSHer #1: I think that was important to respond like that after Atlanta tied it. It showed some testicular fortitude.
SoSHer #2: Something they've lacked in the past...
SoSHer #3: They shipped their lack of testicles out of town.
SoSHer #4: Testicle. One.
SoSHer #3: Sementics.

Levity in a time of shit hockey.

SoSHer #1: This is an embarrassing effort. And that's the key word - effort. Lazy all fucking game. Don't deserve shit.
SoSHer #2: Are you talking about the game or your performance in bed?
SoSHer #3: At least the game actually happens.

A: Mar-shand, Mar-sand, Mar-shond, Mar-chond, Mar-zhand, Mar-jand, Mar-shend
Q: How many different ways have the TSN guys pronounced Marchand tonight? SoSH. That’s for Sam. ;)

What Brick said: ‘When your powerplay is inept.’
What Brick meant: ‘When your powerplay is so bad, even at my age, I could lead this team in powerplay goals.’ SoSH

I will only be happy if Maxim Lapierre has his existence ended on Thursday. SoSH

Shelden Williams is filling the vaunted “Most Painful Celtic to Look At” spot previously held by Cassell for the previous two years. SoSH

Ulf Samuelsson is the new interim head coach of the Coyotes. I can only hope a stray slap shot goes into the bench and nails that @hole in the head. A Bruins fan at SoSH. Old rage dies hard.

[facepalm]

Via SoSH…

Toucher & Rich yesterday did their “pink hat contest” where they asked a girl at a Sox game five basic questions about baseball, and other people had to guess how many she would get right (that was the contest part).

Maybe some female baseball fans would find this offensive, and sure, maybe T&R should also talk to those fratboy stereotypes with the flat-brimmed white caps and Papelbon jerseys who only go to the games to drink and be obnoxious. However, I am not among the offended. This is fucking hilarious in a pathetic sort of way, because these aren’t questions designed to make a person look stupid. These are questions that, if a “baseball fan” doesn’t know the answer, he/she is stupid.

The questions and “answers”:

Q: What is a bunt
A: I dont know, but I know what it is in football (?!?)

Q: What is a grand slam
A: a home run (they gave her 1/2 point)

Q: What is a full count
A: 5 (yes, she must have heard her friend say 3 and 2 and she added them)

Q: Name a catcher on the Red Sox
A: Ortiz (her friend said good answer)

Q: What is the wild card
A: The player least likely to score

Mother of God.