Like, absolutely, man.
  • Professor: So what did Galilei discover about Aristotle's claim about the effect of gravity on objects of different weights?
  • Student: The other guy was, like, wrong.
This is what our moon would look like if it were as close to us as Phobos is to Mars.
(My DVD drive works, for now, so I’m watching The Universe at school while I take notes out of my Spanish book.)

This is what our moon would look like if it were as close to us as Phobos is to Mars.

(My DVD drive works, for now, so I’m watching The Universe at school while I take notes out of my Spanish book.)

Hubble Goes Deep, Finds Farthest Galaxies Yet | Wired Science | Wired.com
If you read The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, you might remember the bit in which Zaphod lands on Frogstar World B and steps into the Total Perspective Vortex, which is supposed to blow his mind, except he is in an alternate dimension in which he is the most important thing in the universe, so he doesn’t know what the big deal is.
Here is your perspective:
The galaxies in this photograph are 12 to 13 billion light-years away. That means that this isn’t how they look now. This is how they look 12 to 13 billion years ago. We won’t see what they look like “now” until 12 to 13 billion years from now, at which point many of them will not even exist, which we won’t know for another 12 to 13 billion years. And if you haven’t heard, this planet is scheduled to be a smoldering ember in 4 billion years.
12 billion light-years is somewhere in the range of tens of quintillions of miles. You can’t count that high even if you have your whole life to do it.
Brain hurt yet?

Hubble Goes Deep, Finds Farthest Galaxies Yet | Wired Science | Wired.com

If you read The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, you might remember the bit in which Zaphod lands on Frogstar World B and steps into the Total Perspective Vortex, which is supposed to blow his mind, except he is in an alternate dimension in which he is the most important thing in the universe, so he doesn’t know what the big deal is.

Here is your perspective:

The galaxies in this photograph are 12 to 13 billion light-years away. That means that this isn’t how they look now. This is how they look 12 to 13 billion years ago. We won’t see what they look like “now” until 12 to 13 billion years from now, at which point many of them will not even exist, which we won’t know for another 12 to 13 billion years. And if you haven’t heard, this planet is scheduled to be a smoldering ember in 4 billion years.

12 billion light-years is somewhere in the range of tens of quintillions of miles. You can’t count that high even if you have your whole life to do it.

Brain hurt yet?

This is stunning. And people wonder why I love astronomy. (via Wired)

This is stunning. And people wonder why I love astronomy. (via Wired)

Born in 1904, Oppenheimer was the son of a wealthy Jewish merchant family in New York. His was a house with servants, maids, cooks, chauffeurs. Van Goghs hung on the walls. At age nine he told an older cousin, ‘Ask me a question in Latin and I will answer you in Greek.’ […] ‘I was,’ he later noted, ‘an unctuous repulsively good little boy. My childhood did not prepare me for the fact that the world is full of cruel bitter things. It gave me no normal, healthy way to be a bastard.’ David Halberstam in The Fifties, p. 32