Behind rear driver's side window

Behind rear driver's side window

Front driver's side door

Front driver's side door

Hood

Hood

Rear window

Rear window

Below rear window next to rear wiper

Below rear window next to rear wiper

This is “after.” And this is why I went out and washed the damn car at 9:30 in the morning when it was 40 degrees out. (Yes, believe it or not, this is an improvement. I swear there is dirt on this car that is going to survive a nuclear war.)

Behind rear driver's side window

Behind rear driver's side window

Front driver's side door

Front driver's side door

Hood

Hood

Rear window

Rear window

Below rear window next to rear wiper

Below rear window next to rear wiper

I washed my car today. This is what it looked like “before.”

This was all over my car this morning. Fucking Silly String. Fucking neighborhood kids.

This was all over my car this morning. Fucking Silly String. Fucking neighborhood kids.

So the little display in my car, pictured above, said it was 91ºF out while I was out running errands. I think it’s really closer to 85ºF, because my car’s entire interior is black and it tends to run a bit hot in there. Still, the point is, it’s hot out today here in Isle of Rhode.
My iPod is a jerk and played all of the following while I was out driving around:

Joe Satriani - “Day at the Beach (New Rays from an Ancient Sun)”
Jimmy Sommers - “The Islands”
Jamiroquai - “Canned Heat”
The Lovin’ Spoonful - “Summer in the City”
Bob Seger & the Silver Bullet Band - “The Fire Down Below”

WHAT IS IT WITH THE SONGS ABOUT HOT STUFF, iPOD?! GAWD.

So the little display in my car, pictured above, said it was 91ºF out while I was out running errands. I think it’s really closer to 85ºF, because my car’s entire interior is black and it tends to run a bit hot in there. Still, the point is, it’s hot out today here in Isle of Rhode.

My iPod is a jerk and played all of the following while I was out driving around:

  • Joe Satriani - “Day at the Beach (New Rays from an Ancient Sun)”
  • Jimmy Sommers - “The Islands”
  • Jamiroquai - “Canned Heat”
  • The Lovin’ Spoonful - “Summer in the City”
  • Bob Seger & the Silver Bullet Band - “The Fire Down Below”

WHAT IS IT WITH THE SONGS ABOUT HOT STUFF, iPOD?! GAWD.