pure science with a splash of black cat

I have to say that the #1 scenario is in fact the most likely, even though it involves a 55-year-old knuckleball-throwing Roger Clemens.

Pedro says he’s in the best shape of his life and that he could top whatever Clemens is going to do for the Yankees this year. He also expressed his gratitude at being on the disabled list when the Mets all shaved their heads. I still love Pedro. I don’t care if he plays for a team that I hate.