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Strictly speaking, a clam shack is a building of doubtful permanence built around a fry-o-later and a fridge, with windows where customers order and collect. But clam-shack cuisine is also served in shoreline restaurants several cuts above the classic shack. The fare at all of these eateries only begins with New England seacoast standards, such as scallops and schrod. Thanks to waves of immigration that began when Samuel Slater brought the Industrial Revolution from England to Pawtucket more than 200 years ago, menus also include the likes of English/Irish fish and chips, Portuguese chourico sausage and Italian clams zuppa. Add natural chowder, stuffies, doughboys, Del’s Frozen Lemonade and Gray’s ice cream — and you’ve got the Ocean State’s unique summer cuisine.

Healthy? Who said anything about healthy? Anyway, you don’t eat this stuff every day, only on the days you’ll remember when winter comes.

Washington Post, 2006. You guys. I’m so hungry right now. The only good thing about summer in Rhode Island is the freakin’ food and I WANT CLAMCAKES LIKE RIGHT NOW. Curse you, October! [shakes fist] Would anyone like to accompany me to Iggy’s? :P

Early stages of sunset, Johnson's Pond

Early stages of sunset, Johnson's Pond

The moon as dusk begins, Johnson's Pond

The moon as dusk begins, Johnson's Pond

Boaters on Johnson's Pond

Boaters on Johnson's Pond

Late stages of sunset, Johnson's Pond

Late stages of sunset, Johnson's Pond

Didn’t stay for the fireworks, but I got some pretty pictures anyway.

Boat; Jamestown Verrazzano Bridge

Boat; Jamestown Verrazzano Bridge

Lighthouse

Lighthouse

The sights in Narragansett Bay. Stupid goddamn power lines ruining the view. But kinda nice pictures, anyway.

Oh, Rhode Island. As if we could look any more asinine.

PROVIDENCE – Did you know some termites like creamy drinks?
Nibbles Woodaway, aka The Big Blue Bug, is getting a nice refreshing drink for the summertime.
New England Pest Control and Newport Creamery have teamed up to have a giant Awful Awful cup placed in front of Nibbles for four weeks, beginning Monday.
Newport Creamery will also be offering a Big Blue Bug Awful Awful in its restaurants.
There is no word as to whether Nibbles prefers coffee, vanilla or strawberry.

[facepalm]
(via NBC-10 WJAR News)

Oh, Rhode Island. As if we could look any more asinine.

PROVIDENCE – Did you know some termites like creamy drinks?

Nibbles Woodaway, aka The Big Blue Bug, is getting a nice refreshing drink for the summertime.

New England Pest Control and Newport Creamery have teamed up to have a giant Awful Awful cup placed in front of Nibbles for four weeks, beginning Monday.

Newport Creamery will also be offering a Big Blue Bug Awful Awful in its restaurants.

There is no word as to whether Nibbles prefers coffee, vanilla or strawberry.

[facepalm]

(via NBC-10 WJAR News)

Seen outside Texas Roadhouse on Route 2 in East Greenwich, RI. Pretty LOL-worthy.

Seen outside Texas Roadhouse on Route 2 in East Greenwich, RI. Pretty LOL-worthy.

PECOTA: mystical protectorate of baseball’s innocence by day; ad writer for Jesus by night.
(Taken outside the Community Christian Center Church of God in Kingston, Rhode Island on June 5, 2009. Yes, it’s real; yes, I took this picture [the car in the background is my ‘94 Saab 900S]; yes, they do things like this all the time. The other side of the sign said, “If you do not have the bread of life, you are toast!”)

PECOTA: mystical protectorate of baseball’s innocence by day; ad writer for Jesus by night.

(Taken outside the Community Christian Center Church of God in Kingston, Rhode Island on June 5, 2009. Yes, it’s real; yes, I took this picture [the car in the background is my ‘94 Saab 900S]; yes, they do things like this all the time. The other side of the sign said, “If you do not have the bread of life, you are toast!”)