I swear Jack thinks Brick is lying about the "wife and kids" thing
  • Brick: You're making ME grumpy.
  • Jack: Well, you gotta pity the guy, he's got the ball and chain right here for 82.
The world would not be in such a snarl,
had Marx been Groucho instead of Karl.
Irving Berlin’s birthday telegram to Groucho Marx, 1961
This is the sort of bloody nonsense up with which I shall not put. Winston Churchill in a note to the editor regarding one of his manuscripts, after the editor awkwardly reworded one of Churchill’s sentences to avoid ending it in a preposition.
Suggest you upstick books asswards. Ernest Hemingway in a telegraph to his employer in 1928, responding to a request for the complete accounts of Hemingway’s expenses on assignment in Constantinople.
I am sitting in the smallest room in my house. I have your review before me. In a moment it will be behind me. Max Reger, in a note to music critic Rudolph Louis, responding to Louis’s review of one of Reger’s performances in 1906.
To knock a thing down, especially if it is cocked at an arrogant angle, is a deep delight of the blood. George Santayana
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter. Blaise Pascal
It is sometimes of interest to a composer to recall the original impulse – the ‘creative germ’ – of a compositional project. In the case of Ancient Voices I felt this impulse to be the climactic final words of the last song: ‘… and I will go very far … to ask Christ the Lord to give me back my ancient soul of a child.’ George Crumb on the inspiration for Ancient Voices of Children: A Cycle of Songs on Texts by Federico García Lorca
He was one of the most feared right-handed hitters for a long time in this league. The amount of respect he has from peers speaks to the value of the offensive player he was. Paul Molitor on Edgar Martinez (via ESPN.com)
Hahahahahahahaha
  • Briscoe: Guy's juggling at least three ladyfriends. Must be putting something extra in his tank.
  • Green: Jealous?