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larkasspookshack:

I just realized Its less than three days till the election….

DAWN OF THE 1ST DAY
72 HOURS REMAIN

(Source: larkasloveshack, via gwinny3k)

Almost related:

I am forced to listen to CNN at work — it plays on the TVs by all the fitting rooms, and I’m usually working around one of them. This morning, by which I mean approximately 4am and therefore making this situation cruel and unusual, I was subjected to Mitt Romney telling horrible jokes written for him by someone with an idea of what humor is but no ability to generate it independently (which is at least more than you can say for Romney himself). If I get in trouble for this, it will always be worth it: I grabbed a stepstool and climbed up and shut the TV off. I put up with a lot at my job, but there is no company in the world that could pay me enough to tolerate that.

(via wilwheaton)

Dara O’Briain on Mitt Romney.

(Source: sarahxmay, via fuckyeahbritishcomedy)

bergopolis:

Machine tries to Rage and gets rightfully bitch-slapped in return.

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menwomenandelectrodaggers:

I think our government could do with more farcical aquatic ceremony.

We shouldn’t have trouble finding ourselves a watery tart.

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ivyarchive:

abaldwin360:

Obamacare! Gay marriage! Legalizing drugs! I’m moving to Canada to get away from all of this shit!

Umm… guys, I think there’s some stuff about Canada we need to talk about.

(via circleline)

wilwheaton:

Republican presidential candidate MITT ROMNEY, when asked if he stood by comments he made on Sean Hannity’s radio show saying that President Obama wanted to make the U.S. a “less Christian nation.”

wilwheaton:

laughterkey:

rachelinbrooklyn:

The bill contains provisions to prohibit tax deductions for abortion insurance coverage and abortion services; to provide for a sales tax on abortion; to establish a personhood stance for when life begins; to limit late-term abortions; to prohibit state employees from performing abortions during the workday; and to mandate that doctors tell women that abortion cause breast cancer along with other state-approved health issues.

The bill also allows doctors to withhold medical information from a woman if it might lead her to have an abortion. It prevents medical professionals from facing a medical malpractice suit in the event that withholding the information adversely affects the health of the mother or child. A wrongful death suit could be filed in the event of the mother’s death. (via Huff Post)

What the ACTUAL fuck?

Think about this for a second: the state of Kansas — a legislature that is not made up of medical professionals — just passed a law — a law! — forcing medical professionals to lie to their patients, even if that lie will lead to serious injury or death.

Doctors help people. Doctors go to school for years to learn how to best care for their patients. Doctors swear an oath to do just that… and these politicians have decided to pass a law forcing doctors to do exactly the opposite.

This is criminal. Every single one of those lawmakers should be immediately removed from office, and when the first woman or child dies because of this law, they should all be tried for murder.

What. The. Fuck. Is. Wrong. With. These. People.

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