One year ago today. And I am not happy that we were deprived of a Carnival this year. Boooo. (Maybe something is in the works for later this year? Please?)
Olivia: i am watching the jets game still
Olivia: they caused a fumble and the defender was trying to run it back for a defensive touchdown
Olivia: and LOL
Olivia: it looked like he could’ve made it
Olivia: but seriously
Olivia: he like. ran out of gas or something
Olivia: i was like wow that was such. a. slow. run.
Amanda: LMFAO
Amanda: Could Thunder Thighs have made it?
Olivia: well
Olivia: with newfound information that thunder thighs can run
Olivia: perhaps
Olivia: but just look at those thighs
Olivia: i doubt it
Amanda: LMFAO
Amanda: I will look at those thighs
Olivia: LOLOLOL
Amanda: but I am not sure I will get any useful information
It is this man’s birthday today. You know what would be a nice present? I do.
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ANYWAY. Back to torturing Mary. (John G. Zimmerman/Sports Illustrated/Getty Images)
Yes, I took this. No, I am not embarrassed. I’m proud. Because when I texted Caitie to tell her Bitzy’s ass was in front of us, she texted back, “BARE?!” The power of the BitzyCat, people.



