New theory: Byron Bitz fights like a girl because he doesn’t want to ruin his perfect Colgate smile. Because he’s not aware that he is a hockey player instead of a toothpaste spokesman. (Phillip MacCallum/Getty Images)

New theory: Byron Bitz fights like a girl because he doesn’t want to ruin his perfect Colgate smile. Because he’s not aware that he is a hockey player instead of a toothpaste spokesman. (Phillip MacCallum/Getty Images)

MAGIC HANDS! (Associated Press)

MAGIC HANDS! (Associated Press)

You know what we call that? We call that a Marcoface. (Rick Stewart/Getty Images)

You know what we call that? We call that a Marcoface. (Rick Stewart/Getty Images)

Justin K. Aller/Getty Images

Justin K. Aller/Getty Images

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