pure science with a splash of black cat

(Source: toadelevatingmoment, via williammiller)

toadelevatingmoment:

But Confucius has answered them with the final whistle, it’s all over. Germany, having trounced England’s famous midfield trio of Bentham, Locke and Hobbes in the semi-final, have been beaten by the odd goal.

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toadelevatingmoment:

Election Night Special

(via williammiller)

This is a key seat because in addition to the official Silly candidate there is an independent Very Silly candidate who may split the silly vote.

Cast the right vote, people. Cast your vote for Tarquin Fin-Tim-Lim-Bim-Whin-Bim-Lim-Bus-Stop-F’tang-F’tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel.

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toadelevatingmoment:

The man who speaks entirely in anagrams.

mr-neutron:

Top 10 Monty Python’s Flying Circus episodes

Episode 17 - The Buzz Aldrin Show

(Source: carygrantism)

mr-neutron:

You can keep your Marxist ways, for it’s only just a phase.

(Source: carygrantism, via gwinny3k)

(Source: sannao75)

“The whole premise is silly and very badly written. So I’m stopping it.”

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menwomenandelectrodaggers:

I think our government could do with more farcical aquatic ceremony.

We shouldn’t have trouble finding ourselves a watery tart.