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But Confucius has answered them with the final whistle, it’s all over. Germany, having trounced England’s famous midfield trio of Bentham, Locke and Hobbes in the semi-final, have been beaten by the odd goal.
This is a key seat because in addition to the official Silly candidate there is an independent Very Silly candidate who may split the silly vote.
Cast the right vote, people. Cast your vote for Tarquin Fin-Tim-Lim-Bim-Whin-Bim-Lim-Bus-Stop-F’tang-F’tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel.
“The whole premise is silly and very badly written. So I’m stopping it.”