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- Bernard (on phone): Bernard. Who's this? Hey, screw you! [hangs up]
- Van Buren: I'm guessing that wasn't your mother.
- Bernard: Somebody called me a Nazi. You know, an hour ago, somebody called, telling me that I needed to go on a diet.
- Lupo: Maybe that was your mother.
The only thing wrong with this picture is that Jerry Orbach isn’t in it. I still miss him.
But! JESSE L. MARTIN! And Dann Florek! And hey, look, it’s Benjamin Bratt, back from the dead a.k.a. E-Ring! I love this showww.
Memo from the Dark Side
- Cutter: There was a state senator on [the news] just now calling for your removal.
- McCoy: [shrug]
(I did not spend five minutes making this graphic instead of doing my homework. No, sir, not me. What a silly accusation. How dare you.)
My favorite show is back on TV tonight! No, not the Jon Garland Slo-Mo Pitching Extravaganza — Law & Order, muffuckas.
Oh, the Original Recipe. You have had many ups and downs (mostly downs) and I have stuck with you the whole way. Well, except for the fact that I was too depressed about Jerry Orbach’s departure and subsequent passing to watch Season 15, watched only about half of Season 16 before giving up out of boredom, and didn’t even bother with Season 17. But you reeled me back in with Season 18, when you cast Linus Roache to play the Jack McCoy to Jack McCoy’s Adam Schiff. Then you came up with the delightful duo of Jeremy Sisto and Anthony Anderson, and you wrote episodes that didn’t suck, and I was hopelessly addicted again.
DAMN YOU, LAW & ORDER.
Season 19 was awesome, so I have high hopes for Season 20. Don’t disappoint me, Law & Order. And if you do, I’m going to start petitioning for a buddy comedy starring Linus Roache and Jeremy Sisto based on Season 19’s “Knock Off.” Because that shit was fucking gold.
“Seed”
Law & Order Season 5, Episode 15
Original Airdate: February 15, 1995
Linus Roache discusses his role as Michael Cutter on Law & Order on the Tony Rose Show.
