Bernard: Dianne Cary? She made bail on your assault beef.Lupo: This chili is great.Bernard: You expect me to ride in the car with you after having two bowls of that stuff?

Law & Order 19x05, “Knock Off”

Bernard: Dianne Cary? She made bail on your assault beef.
Lupo: This chili is great.
Bernard: You expect me to ride in the car with you after having two bowls of that stuff?

Law & Order 19x05, “Knock Off”

Reality Bites

Van Buren: When do I get to see my detectives on TV?
Bernard: Lupo didn't want to be on camera.
Lupo: I was having a bad beard day.
Van Buren: Yeah, I wasn't going to say anything.

Human Flesh Search Engine

Bernard (on phone): Bernard. Who's this? Hey, screw you! [hangs up]
Van Buren: I'm guessing that wasn't your mother.
Bernard: Somebody called me a Nazi. You know, an hour ago, somebody called, telling me that I needed to go on a diet.
Lupo: Maybe that was your mother.