Nice try, but…no. Not even close.
Bernard: Dianne Cary? She made bail on your assault beef.
Lupo: This chili is great.
Bernard: You expect me to ride in the car with you after having two bowls of that stuff?
Law & Order 19x05, “Knock Off”
|Van Buren:||When do I get to see my detectives on TV?|
|Bernard:||Lupo didn't want to be on camera.|
|Lupo:||I was having a bad beard day.|
|Van Buren:||Yeah, I wasn't going to say anything.|
|Bernard (on phone):||Bernard. Who's this? Hey, screw you! [hangs up]|
|Van Buren:||I'm guessing that wasn't your mother.|
|Bernard:||Somebody called me a Nazi. You know, an hour ago, somebody called, telling me that I needed to go on a diet.|
|Lupo:||Maybe that was your mother.|
The only thing wrong with this picture is that Jerry Orbach isn’t in it. I still miss him.
But! JESSE L. MARTIN! And Dann Florek! And hey, look, it’s Benjamin Bratt, back from the dead a.k.a. E-Ring! I love this showww.