Welcome to Korea
- Frank: Corporal!
- Klinger: Yes, sir!
- Frank: How dare you wear that hat while in uniform.
- Klinger: It's spring, sir!
Bombed
- Klinger: Colonel, if you can hear me, knock three times. If you can't, knock twice.
- Henry: [knocks twice]
- Klinger: Oh, Lord, he's dead!
In the words of my people, may your life be an oasis surrounded by waving palms, warm breezes, and spit-free camels.
Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger
“Margaret’s Marriage”
M*A*S*H Season 5, Episode 25
Original Airdate: March 15, 1977
“Margaret’s Marriage”
M*A*S*H Season 5, Episode 25
Original Airdate: March 15, 1977
