The name’s Bond. Ionic Bond.

petrichorandbowties:

Taken, not shared. 

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Stirred

Bartlet: It's gonna tell us what your refund is, but I've done a quick calculation, and it'll be $700.
Charlie: That's what I got, too.
Bartlet: You spent it already, haven't you?
Charlie: I'm getting a scan DVD player with MP3 playback. Free shipping and tax, it's $499, which will leave enough leftover to buy a great DVD I found on eBay.
Bartlet: Yeomen of the Guard?
Charlie: Oh, how well you know me, Mr. President. On Her Majesty's Secret Service.
Bartlet: Can I tell you what's messed up about James Bond?
Charlie: Nothing.
Bartlet: "Shaken, not stirred" will get you cold water with a dash of gin and dry vermouth. The reason you stir it with a special spoon is so not to chip the ice. James is ordering a weak martini and being snooty about it.
Charlie: Well, I'll reflect on that while watching my digital enhanced picture with theater-quality sound.

I know Thunderball and Goldfinger are hard acts to follow

but the theme song for You Only Live Twice is kind of shit.