The Dugout: Sizemore Matters -- Back Porch FanHouse
The good news is that the pictures are only semi-nude, and that he’s the kind of guy women want to see in his underwear anyway. Not like Jim Thome is having a nude photo scandal or something.
OH MY GOD MY EYESSSSSSSSSSS SOMEONE PASS THE BRAIN BLEACH [claws eyes out]
1999, Milwaukee County Stadium. Last one, I promise. It just made me laugh. Look how srs bsns he is. (Ronald C. Modra/Getty Images)
1999, Jacobs Field, against Cincinnati. Stirrup socks and an unhappy Paul Shuey. (David Maxwell/Getty Images)
1998, Yankee Stadium, ALCS Game 1. A collection of high-socked players, and look, Omar hasn’t gone completely bald yet! (Jamie Squire/Getty Images)
1999, Chain O’Lakes Stadium. Jim, this isn’t the White Sox and it’s not the ’70s. (Tony Ranze/Getty Images)
1997, Camden Yards. Stirrup socks. (Mitchell Layton/Getty Images)
1996, Atlanta-Fulton County Stadium. Stirrup socks. (Doug Colier/Getty Images)
1997, Three Rivers Stadium. Stirrup socks. (George Gojkovich/Getty Images)
Jim Thome, Thin Thome | WaitingForNextYear
Need a laugh? Please read what it says for “weight” on this baseball card. Now read what it says for “weight” here. You’re welcome.
(Also read the last line of the biography. Aww.)
