The Chosen People
- [An ox has walked into Henry's tent.]
- Radar: Holy cow!
- Henry: Never mind his religion, Radar, just get him out of here.
Bombed
- Klinger: Colonel, if you can hear me, knock three times. If you can't, knock twice.
- Henry: [knocks twice]
- Klinger: Oh, Lord, he's dead!
The Consultant
- Frank: Colonel, you are not listening to me!
- Henry: Uh, you'll have to speak a little louder, Frank. I'm not listening to you.
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