[snerk] (Elsa/Getty Images)

[snerk] (Elsa/Getty Images)

What even. (Jeff Gross/Getty Images)

What even. (Jeff Gross/Getty Images)

Remember that whole “fifth place” thing? Kidding! Just kidding! (Harry How/Getty Images)

Remember that whole “fifth place” thing? Kidding! Just kidding! (Harry How/Getty Images)

(Jeff Gross/Getty Images)
7 IP, 4 H, 1 R, 2 BB, 5 K, 105-66 pit-str. And his ERA’s back under 4. HAVE MY BABIES, CHAD.

(Jeff Gross/Getty Images)

7 IP, 4 H, 1 R, 2 BB, 5 K, 105-66 pit-str. And his ERA’s back under 4. HAVE MY BABIES, CHAD.

Keep it rolling, Thunder Thighs. (Harry How/Getty Images)

Keep it rolling, Thunder Thighs. (Harry How/Getty Images)

This is Edgar’s reaction to Blyleven missing by five votes. (John Williamson/MLB Photos via Getty Images)

This is Edgar’s reaction to Blyleven missing by five votes. (John Williamson/MLB Photos via Getty Images)

One hour. (Michael Zagaris/MLB Photos via Getty Images)

One hour. (Michael Zagaris/MLB Photos via Getty Images)

Two hours. Fingers crossed for 40%. (Mitchell Layton/Getty Images)

Two hours. Fingers crossed for 40%. (Mitchell Layton/Getty Images)

It’s not happening this year. WHY DO I STILL CARE. 14 hours. (Otto Greule Jr./Getty Images)

It’s not happening this year. WHY DO I STILL CARE. 14 hours. (Otto Greule Jr./Getty Images)

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