Rick Santorum will be appearing as a third-party candidate on the 2012 ballot, running as a member of the Racist Fuckface Party.
So, here’s what I can’t figure out.
What the hell will Santorum’s campain claim he was about to say?
The anti-war, government…necromancer?
The anti-war, government…Nick at Nite viewer?
I can just imagine that brainstorm session.
The spin is inevitable, and it’s pathetic, too. That’s the person who accepts a paycheck in return for making it sound like his candidate didn’t mean to say a racist slur even though he got over half the word out of his mouth. How do you look yourself in the mirror? Excluding Santorum himself, that is, who obviously has no reflection.