Victor Borge’s variations on “Happy Birthday to You.”

"Norway’s Prime Minister is a liberal atheist, they have one of the best economies in the world, they have universal health care, and subsidized education, it has had the highest Human Development Index 7 years in a row, and it’s never started a pointless war, given tax breaks to the richest, and created Jersey Shore — yet it’s America that knows best."

Matthew Trevithick, responding to this story, “Former Bush Official Places Blame For Oslo Attack On Norwegians For Not Being ‘Serious’ About Terrorism,” with a comment that wins the universe. (via cognitivedissonance)

(via circleline)

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My name is Amanda. I’m 23 years old and live in Rhode Island. My hobbies include crossing things off my to-do list and using the Internet in class.

My name is Amanda. I’m 23 years old and live in Rhode Island. My hobbies include crossing things off my to-do list and using the Internet in class.

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(Used to be 4GB free.)

(Used to be 4GB free.)

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jazzchannel:

Happy B-Day Dizzy

jazzchannel:

Happy B-Day Dizzy

Vinny’s coming back for 2011.

This piece-of-shit season just got a little more tolerable.

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