Speaking of procrastinating, here's more.
You know you’re a stereotypical broke-ass college kid when you go scrounging for coins at four in the morning so that you can buy a soda on your way to campus, because no matter how broke you are and no matter how much you owe the government for your student loans, you will have that goddamn Coca-Cola.
I have nothing but nickels and dimes, however. First thought: “My kingdom for a quarter.” Second thought: I watch too much M*A*S*H. Third thought: what is wrong with me? Fourth thought: hey, you’re supposed to be writing a paper. Fifth thought: shut up, fourth thought.
Frank: I’m confining you to quarters!
Hawkeye: I’m confining you to quarters, too. Give me all your nickels and dimes!
The Trial of Henry Blake
- [Hawkeye and Trapper are playing ping-pong]
- Frank: Are those gurney tables?
- Hawkeye: Right.
- Frank: And those are surgical masks. You're playing ping-pong!
- Trapper: I told you it was ping-pong!
Divided We Stand
- Frank: What is that?
- Trapper: What is that what, Frank?
- Frank: Why is someone's appendix in this boot?
- Hawkeye: Because the other one is full of tonsils.
Some 38th Parallels
- Frank: How do I look?
- Potter: Almost lifelike.
Welcome to Korea
- Frank: Corporal!
- Klinger: Yes, sir!
- Frank: How dare you wear that hat while in uniform.
- Klinger: It's spring, sir!
The Consultant
- Frank: Colonel, you are not listening to me!
- Henry: Uh, you'll have to speak a little louder, Frank. I'm not listening to you.
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