I swear Jack thinks Brick is lying about the "wife and kids" thing
  • Brick: You're making ME grumpy.
  • Jack: Well, you gotta pity the guy, he's got the ball and chain right here for 82.
They're going to try to make an earwax candle on MythBusters.

I’m nauseous just thinking about it and watching the little clips.

Grant says this is, to him, most disgusting myth they’ve done. I can’t even smell it and I’m inclined to agree.

OH GOD EW GET IT OFF MY TV. Grant and Tory have both almost barfed already.

Hey, if you’re curious: no, you can’t burn a candle made out of earwax. I’m glad that debate is over. Ewwwww.

Via the Kingston Frontenacs website. Oh, dear.

Via the Kingston Frontenacs website. Oh, dear.

Picture me sitting in my car in the parking lot, brows furrowed, as I try to determine whether or not this license plate actually says this.
Beat.
“Well, that’s pretty douchey.”
Beat.
“I need to take a picture of that.”
Photo. Exeunt. Flourish.

Picture me sitting in my car in the parking lot, brows furrowed, as I try to determine whether or not this license plate actually says this.

Beat.

“Well, that’s pretty douchey.”

Beat.

“I need to take a picture of that.”

Photo. Exeunt. Flourish.

Creepy.
  • Brick: Catch-up hockey...
  • Brick and Jack: ...is losing hockey.

cornerinfielder:

allmyloving:

Ugh Lincecum’s hair is disgusting.

This is a fact.

Reblogged for truth.

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That’s a ringing endorsement if I ever heard one.

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That’s a ringing endorsement if I ever heard one.