I swear Jack thinks Brick is lying about the "wife and kids" thing
- Brick: You're making ME grumpy.
- Jack: Well, you gotta pity the guy, he's got the ball and chain right here for 82.
They're going to try to make an earwax candle on MythBusters.
I’m nauseous just thinking about it and watching the little clips.
Grant says this is, to him, most disgusting myth they’ve done. I can’t even smell it and I’m inclined to agree.
OH GOD EW GET IT OFF MY TV. Grant and Tory have both almost barfed already.
Hey, if you’re curious: no, you can’t burn a candle made out of earwax. I’m glad that debate is over. Ewwwww.
The Dugout: Sizemore Matters -- Back Porch FanHouse
The good news is that the pictures are only semi-nude, and that he’s the kind of guy women want to see in his underwear anyway. Not like Jim Thome is having a nude photo scandal or something.
OH MY GOD MY EYESSSSSSSSSSS SOMEONE PASS THE BRAIN BLEACH [claws eyes out]
Via the Kingston Frontenacs website. Oh, dear.
Steve Phillips Suspended After Affair With ESPN Employee - Steve Phillips - Deadspin
It’s bad that my first thought was, “Oh, sure, suspend him after Sunday Night Baseball’s season is over,” right?
Picture me sitting in my car in the parking lot, brows furrowed, as I try to determine whether or not this license plate actually says this.
Beat.
“Well, that’s pretty douchey.”
Beat.
“I need to take a picture of that.”
Photo. Exeunt. Flourish.
Creepy.
- Brick: Catch-up hockey...
- Brick and Jack: ...is losing hockey.
Ugh Lincecum’s hair is disgusting.This is a fact.
Reblogged for truth.
reblogged from cornerinfielder

