This is a key seat because in addition to the official Silly candidate there is an independent Very Silly candidate who may split the silly vote.

Cast the right vote, people. Cast your vote for Tarquin Fin-Tim-Lim-Bim-Whin-Bim-Lim-Bus-Stop-F’tang-F’tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel.

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mr-neutron:

You can keep your Marxist ways, for it’s only just a phase.

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God I love this show

I forgot how great this sketch is. “Scissors cut everything, don’t they?” “Not stone, sir.” “They’re very good scissors!”

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Hello Mabel, are you able to come out today?
It’s a lovely day, won’t you come and stay?
Hello Mabel, if you’re able, slip out on your own
Leave your chaperone so we can be alone