This is a key seat because in addition to the official Silly candidate there is an independent Very Silly candidate who may split the silly vote.
Cast the right vote, people. Cast your vote for Tarquin Fin-Tim-Lim-Bim-Whin-Bim-Lim-Bus-Stop-F’tang-F’tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel.
“The whole premise is silly and very badly written. So I’m stopping it.”
Hello Mabel, are you able to come out today?
It’s a lovely day, won’t you come and stay?
Hello Mabel, if you’re able, slip out on your own
Leave your chaperone so we can be alone