“Split the difference — me!” DYING

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theuslovesuktv:

“No!!! The doom melon…. still needs some work.”

theuslovesuktv:

“No!!! The doom melon…. still needs some work.”

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nocrimeinthewasteland:

“You’re in trouble now. David and dog-racing - he knows everything about it.”

“Listen, if there’s one thing I’m gonna always beat David on, it’s dog-racing.” [video]

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skippingismagnificent:

David Mitchell saying ‘My metal penis’

(p.s. some semblance of context)

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