pure science with a splash of black cat

We're loving, sensitive types.

• Me: How's Yoshi?
• Mom: He's a brat.
• Me: He's still eating and stuff?
• Mom: Oh, yeah.
• Dad: He woo-woo'd at me earlier.
• Me: Really? Awww.
• Dad: Basically, yeah, he's still here, if that's what you're asking.

• Professor: ¿Quién ganará esta noche?
• Student: PHILLIES, BABY!

A-M-A-N-D-A

• Olivia: I TOLD MY ROOMMATE
• Olivia: WHAT YOU SAID
• Olivia: AND SHE SAID
• Olivia: "DOES SHE KNOW HOW TO SPELL SHOW OFF"
• Olivia: XD

GOD DAMMIT I knew they'd get me to cry

• **Online Host**: Meanwhile, in the Los Angeles Dodgers Chatroom...
• WordUpThome: /sits on bench with head in hands
• MannyTheTorpedoes: nyah hee hee /makes bizarre scooping gesture with hands
• WordUpThome: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
• MannyTheTorpedoes: signelling to payro that we are oud of playoffs
• MannyTheTorpedoes: r u ok do u wan hifive
• WordUpThome: NO, I'M NOT FINE. IT FEELS LIKE IT IS JUST NEVER GONNA...
• WordUpThome: NEVERMIND, I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABO
• WordUpThome: ABOUT IT
• MannyTheTorpedoes: what r u gona do neg season /puts entire sunflower into mouth
• WordUpThome: HEAD BACK TO THE AMERICAN LEAGUE, SEE IF ANY TEAMS NEED A NIGH IMMOBILE OLD MAN D.H.
• WordUpThome: HOW ABOUT YOU
• MannyTheTorpedoes: gona get millons of dollar to be gray at baseball sometime an sometime not care go home watch spontchbob
• WordUpThome: ALL THAT WORK WE DID TRAVELING THE COUNTRY ON A TANDEM BICYCLE, AND WHAT DID IT GET US
• MannyTheTorpedoes: cople extra weeks of beisbol
• WordUpThome: I GUESS I SHOULDN'T HAVE EXPECTED A BUNCH OF CLEVELAND INDIANS TO MAKE THE PLAYOFFS
• WordUpThome: SEE YOU NEXT SEASON, BUDDY
• MannyTheTorpedoes: bye jim tommy
• **Online Host**: WordUpThome has left the chatroom.

SoSG, Memories of Kevin Malone, Dodger Thoughts, True Blue LA, too.

• Olivia: WHOA
• Olivia: MSTI with a new look
• Amanda: I saw!
• Olivia: you and i are such nerds
• Olivia: we get excited over
• Olivia: MSTI blog and twitter
• Olivia: he has fangirls

"Going" crazy?

• Olivia: wow i don't know what got into me
• Olivia: but i heard clayton talk about how
• Olivia: 'no disrespect to that lineup'
• Olivia: and i was like
• Olivia: yo philadelphia phillies, you guys have a great lineup and imma let you finish, but i got the greatest curve ball of all. time.
• Olivia: /going crazy

Creepy.

• Brick: Catch-up hockey...
• Brick and Jack: ...is losing hockey.

Two Dodgers fans watch the last at-bat.

• Olivia: OMFG
• Olivia: MWSNBN
• Olivia: LORETTA
• Amanda: NOOO
• Amanda: or rather
• Amanda: whatever
• Olivia: how do players do this
• Olivia: i'm about to vomit
• Amanda: I know, right?
• Olivia: OGGKLDASJFLKJFASDKJFLKAJSDF
• Olivia: OMFG
• Amanda: !!!!!!!!!!
• Olivia: MFGJFOFMJG;
• Olivia: OFG
• Olivia: JFKDASDJ
• Amanda: I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE THAT
• Olivia: OHHHH MY GOD
• Olivia: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT
• Amanda: AHAHAHA ANDRE FIST PUMP
• Olivia: OHHHHH MY GOD
• Olivia: LMFAO
• Olivia: GEOFFREY
• Olivia: RUNNING CRAZILY
• Olivia: OMFGGFDSAK;
• Olivia: amanda
• Olivia: i wish we werw atching this together
• Olivia: to go crazy
• Amanda: I KNOW RIGHT
• Olivia: OMFG
• Olivia: THANK YOU MATT HOLLIDAY
• Olivia: LMFAO
• Olivia: I LOVE HOW THE GUYS DIDN'T KNOW
• Olivia: WHAT TO DO
• Olivia: THEY WERE JUST RUNNING ALL OVER THE PLACE
• Amanda: LMFAOOOOO
• Amanda: JIMMER WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
• Olivia: LOLL
• Olivia: I KNOW
• Olivia: OH MY GOD
• Amanda: DID YOU SEE THAT
• Amanda: MY GOD
• Olivia: NOOOOO
• Olivia: MY FRIEND TEXTED ME
• Olivia: CRAP
• Olivia: WHAT HAPPENED
• Olivia: OLOLOL
• Olivia: LORETTA
• Amanda: LORETTA
• Amanda: Sorry Vin, I never mute you, but
• Olivia: LOL
• Olivia: omg this team
• Olivia: they never die
• Olivia: i love them i love them i love them
• Olivia: the bison looks so happy
• Olivia: omgggg THESE HAPPY GUYS
• Amanda: OH SURE YOU CAN RUN OUT OF THE DUGOUT, THOME
• Olivia: LOLOL
• Olivia: amanda omg
• Olivia: did this just happen
• Olivia: did useless pickup and mwsnbn like
• Amanda: YES IT DID OMG
• Olivia: ... carry us to this victory?
• Amanda: They did!
• Amanda: OMG
• Olivia: i'm just so...
• Olivia: LIKE THESE TWO
• Amanda: I KNOW

¡Cómo no!

• Olivia: geoffrey and i can speak broken spanish to each other
• Olivia: it'll be amazing
• Olivia: he'll be all, tranquilo and i'll be all, muy bueno
• Olivia: or something

So supportive.

• Amanda: Manny!
• Olivia: yes!
• Olivia: okay.
• Olivia: OH IT'S GEOFFREY
• Olivia: oh no
• Olivia: [hides]