Don't tweet about money-making schemes and egg sales.
  • Olivia: and LOLLL selling eggs
  • Olivia: i know right
  • Amanda: LOL
  • Olivia: but little people who are half me running around
  • Olivia: and of whom i don't know about
  • Amanda: LMFAO
  • Olivia: perturbs me
  • Amanda: Ahahahahaha I was going to say something about Geoffrey but I won't
  • Olivia: LMFAOOOOOO
  • Amanda: IT COULD HAPPEN
  • Olivia: LOLOLLLL
  • Olivia: omgggg
  • Olivia: sorry, the idea is making me die
  • Amanda: LMFAO
  • Olivia: i wonder what kind of spammers
  • Olivia: "sold your eggs"
  • Olivia: will get you
  • Amanda: LMFAO
  • Olivia: i am hungry
  • Olivia: i guess it's time for lunch
  • Olivia: i really didn't want to spend money
  • Amanda: Talking about eggs will do that
  • Olivia: LMFAO
La poesía es muy seria
  • Professor: ¿Quién es considerado la persona segunda más inteligente del siglo XVII?
  • Student: ¿Ud.?
  • Professor: Gracias, payaso.
It wasn't Jeter, so that's obviously all that matters.
  • Amanda: AHAHAHAHA
  • Amanda: 27 of 28 first place votes
  • Olivia: LOL
  • Amanda: and the other one
  • Olivia: who was that ONE person
  • Amanda: Miguel Cabrera
  • Amanda: LMFAO
  • Olivia: LMFAIO
  • Olivia: WHAT?
  • Olivia: LOL
  • Amanda: I DON'T KNOW AHAHAHA
  • Olivia: HAHAHAHAHAH
  • Olivia: OKAY
  • Olivia: like
  • Olivia: if you're not gonna vote for mauer for first place
  • Olivia: like, pick someone else who makes sense
  • Olivia: like. i don't know
  • Olivia: not miguel cabrera?
  • Olivia: LOLOL
More fun from RMPS, "lol nut jokes" edition
  • SoSHer #1: I think that was important to respond like that after Atlanta tied it. It showed some testicular fortitude.
  • SoSHer #2: Something they've lacked in the past...
  • SoSHer #3: They shipped their lack of testicles out of town.
  • SoSHer #4: Testicle. One.
  • SoSHer #3: Sementics.
Levity in a time of shit hockey.
  • SoSHer #1: This is an embarrassing effort. And that's the key word - effort. Lazy all fucking game. Don't deserve shit.
  • SoSHer #2: Are you talking about the game or your performance in bed?
  • SoSHer #3: At least the game actually happens.
Andrine's night is clearly made
  • Andrine: haha, i don't want in between the periods anymore
  • Andrine: fucking naoko makes me want to kill babies
  • ...
  • Andrine: these games are so difficult for me
  • Andrine: i have a perma-girl-boner for malkin, but i hate crosby, but i love the bruins
  • ...
  • Amanda: Oh there's an interview for you
  • Amanda: Naoko and Crosby
  • Andrine: dflaksdfjasl;dfajkl;sdf;a
  • Andrine: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Blame George Brett (http://is.gd/4TmNI)
  • Olivia: i can imagine that andre would be the most annoyed starbucks worker ever
  • Olivia: "YOU WANT A DOUBLE WHAT? WITHOUT WHAT?"
  • Olivia: "GOD, WHY ARE YOU SO COMPLICATED"
Like, absolutely, man.
  • Professor: So what did Galilei discover about Aristotle's claim about the effect of gravity on objects of different weights?
  • Student: The other guy was, like, wrong.
We're loving, sensitive types.
  • Me: How's Yoshi?
  • Mom: He's a brat.
  • Me: He's still eating and stuff?
  • Mom: Oh, yeah.
  • Dad: He woo-woo'd at me earlier.
  • Me: Really? Awww.
  • Dad: Basically, yeah, he's still here, if that's what you're asking.
  • Professor: ¿Quién ganará esta noche?
  • Student: PHILLIES, BABY!