pure science with a splash of black cat

Not that it’s an uncommon phrase, but my brain immediately decided this was going to get stuck in my head upon seeing “gangsta lean.”

Fallin’ back on that ass with a hellified gangsta lean
Gettin’ funky on the mic like a old batcha collard greens
It’s the capital S, oh yes, the fresh N-double-O-P
D-O-double-G-Y D-O-double-G, ya see
Showin’ much flex when it’s time to wreck a mic
Pimpin’ hos and clockin’ a grip like my name was Dolomite
Yeah, and it don’t quit
I think they in the mood for some mothafuckin’ G shit

THANKS A LOT, FAKEAPSTYLEBOOK.

I should, uh. Probably do something about this.

Olivia: oh jon heyman
Olivia: how can you be
Olivia: such a tool and so funny at the same time

aaaaahahahahahahahahaha

I sense a theme.

Is it wrong that I’d almost rather spend Thanksgiving with the Kemps than with my own family?