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The Abduction of Margaret Houlihan

Potter: Making yourself at home, Flagg?
Flagg: I have no home. I'm the wind.
Hawkeye: I told you he was the wind. You said he was the stars!
BJ: No, I said he was the moon!

Minding my own business is a full-time job. In my spare time, it’s my hobby. Captain B.J. Hunnicutt
“The More I See You”
M*A*S*H Season 4, Episode 23
Original Airdate: February 10, 1976

Quo Vadis, Captain Chandler?

Potter: Well, Dr. Freedman, what's the diagnosis?
Sidney: He's Christ.
Potter: If you look closely, you may notice I'm not laughing.
Sidney: Okay, he's not Christ. But he's also not Chandler.
Flagg: Psychoanalytical doubletalk.
Sidney: The man's a victim.
Flagg: He's bucking for a ticket stateside! All we gotta do is stuff the guts back in him.
Hawkeye: Frank builds the cross and he's the nail salesman.
Sidney: You're a victim, too, Flagg. But you're such an unbelievable example of walking fertilizer, it's hard for me to care.