Behind rear driver's side window

Behind rear driver's side window

Front driver's side door

Front driver's side door

Hood

Hood

Rear window

Rear window

Below rear window next to rear wiper

Below rear window next to rear wiper

This is “after.” And this is why I went out and washed the damn car at 9:30 in the morning when it was 40 degrees out. (Yes, believe it or not, this is an improvement. I swear there is dirt on this car that is going to survive a nuclear war.)