pure science with a splash of black cat

Quo Vadis, Captain Chandler?

• Potter: Well, Dr. Freedman, what's the diagnosis?
• Sidney: He's Christ.
• Potter: If you look closely, you may notice I'm not laughing.
• Sidney: Okay, he's not Christ. But he's also not Chandler.
• Flagg: Psychoanalytical doubletalk.
• Sidney: The man's a victim.
• Flagg: He's bucking for a ticket stateside! All we gotta do is stuff the guts back in him.
• Hawkeye: Frank builds the cross and he's the nail salesman.
• Sidney: You're a victim, too, Flagg. But you're such an unbelievable example of walking fertilizer, it's hard for me to care.