Celestial Navigation
- Phone next to bed: [rings several times]
- Bartlet: What?
- Charlie: Good morning, Mr. President. It's Charlie. I hope...
- Bartlet: What could you possibly want right now?
- Charlie: Sir, it's 6:30 a.m. and...
- Bartlet: In the morning?
- Charlie: Yes, sir. And I wanted to remind you that...
- Bartlet: I mean, what in the name of everything holy could you want right now?
- Charlie: I wanted to remind you that you have a 7:00 a.m. at the Oval Office with senior staff, followed by your security and intelligence briefings, and a meeting with the Chairman of the Fed. Would you like me to have the stewards bring you some coffee and the Washington Post?
- Bartlet: Who the hell is this?
- Charlie: Sir.
- Bartlet: And what could you possibly want?
- Charlie: Sir. I need you to dig in now. It wasn't a nightmare. You really are the President.
- Bartlet: All right.
- Charlie: I'll have the stewards bring the coffee to your room.
- Bartlet: I'll get up now.