Celestial Navigation
  • Phone next to bed: [rings several times]
  • Bartlet: What?
  • Charlie: Good morning, Mr. President. It's Charlie. I hope...
  • Bartlet: What could you possibly want right now?
  • Charlie: Sir, it's 6:30 a.m. and...
  • Bartlet: In the morning?
  • Charlie: Yes, sir. And I wanted to remind you that...
  • Bartlet: I mean, what in the name of everything holy could you want right now?
  • Charlie: I wanted to remind you that you have a 7:00 a.m. at the Oval Office with senior staff, followed by your security and intelligence briefings, and a meeting with the Chairman of the Fed. Would you like me to have the stewards bring you some coffee and the Washington Post?
  • Bartlet: Who the hell is this?
  • Charlie: Sir.
  • Bartlet: And what could you possibly want?
  • Charlie: Sir. I need you to dig in now. It wasn't a nightmare. You really are the President.
  • Bartlet: All right.
  • Charlie: I'll have the stewards bring the coffee to your room.
  • Bartlet: I'll get up now.