February 2012
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Happy Windows 8 Consumer Preview Day! →
Am I downloading it right now and installing it on its own shiny new partition on my giant hard drive? Yes. Yes, I am.
Inordinately excited.
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karynchaotic reblogged your photo: I’m going to eat this in a second, but before I…
WHERE DO YOU GET THESE BECAUSE I WANT A BOX.
I don’t think you can purchase them! They were given to people at my dad’s company by the engineering group that was involved in the design of his new building. It was six chocolates, one with the logo on it and the other five with faces of...
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Where is the cake? Cake is the language of love. I don’t see any cakes in the...
– Dylan Moran, What It Is (2009)
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Some people die twice: once when they retire, and again when they actually pass...
– Vin Scully on not retiring ever
(h/t Dodger Thoughts)
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On how you're going to feel.
dearcoketalk:
Just out of curiosity here… How do you think you’re going to feel when it turns out there is a God, and a heaven, and a hell. I find the idea of atheism more amusing with each atheist I meet (only two so far), especially being a muslim. No judgment or anything, but seriously… How awesomely fucked up will that be for you?
I know how secretly terrified you are of your own death. No...
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Harder faster longer stronger bigger fatter fatter bigger stronger… more erect!
– Tim Minchin, trying to guess the name of a certain Daft Punk song. (via shlabam)
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He scraped various titbits off the plates into a brown paper bag, to be given...
– Vladimir Nabokov, Pnin
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