I know I need to stop posting these, but...
WordUpThome: JIM HAS BEEN A BIT OF A STRUGGLE BUG THIS SEASON SO I LOOKED TO OLAV FOR INSPIRE-ATION;;
I MADE A CHECKED LIST--
[X] STRONG CHECK
[X] ENTHUSIASTIC CHECK
[X] HANDSOME MY MOM SAYS CHECK
[ ] AIR-O-DYNAMIC, NOT SO FAST BUDDY-RO
WordUpThome: TO COMPEN-SATE FOR LACK OF LANDSPEED, THIS THOMEKNOCKER IS WEARING A OLYMPICS SPEED SUIT NEATH HIS JERSIED SHIRT
WordUpThome: NOW I AM AS FAST AS JOEY BATHERIGHT > I CHECKED MVP BASE BALL 2005 AND NOW MY SPEED IS UP TO 59
IT MAKES EVERY-THING SLIPPRY THOUGH
WordUpThome: I BIT UPON A HAMMED SANDWICH BEFORE THE GAME AND IT SQUIRTED OUT INTO THE HALL-WAY
WordUpThome: PLUS IT DRIES OUT THE OLE HAND-SHAKERS SO IVE BEEN LUBRICATING MY PALMS WITH CORN OIL
ANCIENT ILLINOISE SECRET
WordUpThome: ALSO THE SUIT HAS CLOSED OFF ALL OF MY PORES AND CAUSED ME TO FESTER IN MY OWN PETARD, SO I'VE GOT A BIT OF A COLD
WordUpThome: AND I'M A BIGGUN SO IT TAKES ABOUT FOUR BOTTLES OF COUGH-MEDICINE OR ELSE IT FAILS MY AILS
WordUpThome: TO RECAP, I AM WEARING AN WINTER OLYMPICS SPEEDSUIT, MY HANDS ARE COVERED IN CORN OIL, AND I AM HOPPED UP ON GOOF BALLS
Aug 29th
Dye It, Black
Maddon10: well regardless, not interested. /resumes flipping through newspaper
EvanAlmighty: we thought you'd say that, so we brought along a couple of guys to help convince you
BlackFrazier: Joe, your gray hair has put you in a rocking chair!
MexPower: Your beard is weird!
BlackFrazier: Your 'stache is trash!
Maddon10: I don't have any facial hair! And I bought this rocking chair at IKEA! It cost me 300 dollars! Who let you in here?
MexPower: Your hair gives me a scare!
BlackFrazier: Your follicles are diabolical!
MexPower: Your gray fills me with dismay!
BlackFrazier: Your scalp needs halp!
Maddon10: I don't appreciate-
BlackFrazier: SILENCE
MexPower: You may not interrupt us while we berate you into compliance with rhyme!
BlackFrazier: Your trim is grim!
MexPower: Your perm makes me squirm!
BlackFrazier: Your cuticles make me need pharmaceuticals!
MexPower: Your hairdo makes me declare "spew"
Maddon10: ENOUGH! GET OUT, AND STAY OUT! And you have stupid usernames! "Mex Power," what is that even supposed to mean?
MexPower: Our screen names have been deemed lame!
BlackFrazier: No play for our alphanumeric display!
Aug 22nd