February 2012
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Some people die twice: once when they retire, and again when they actually pass...
– Vin Scully on not retiring ever
(h/t Dodger Thoughts)
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On how you're going to feel.
dearcoketalk:
Just out of curiosity here… How do you think you’re going to feel when it turns out there is a God, and a heaven, and a hell. I find the idea of atheism more amusing with each atheist I meet (only two so far), especially being a muslim. No judgment or anything, but seriously… How awesomely fucked up will that be for you?
I know how secretly terrified you are of your own death. No...
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Harder faster longer stronger bigger fatter fatter bigger stronger… more erect!
– Tim Minchin, trying to guess the name of a certain Daft Punk song. (via shlabam)
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He scraped various titbits off the plates into a brown paper bag, to be given...
– Vladimir Nabokov, Pnin
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January 2012
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For a time the earth held him in a smoldering hiatus that might have been called...
– William Faulkner, Flags in the Dust
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None of the contestants got Final Jeopardy...
WHERE IS ALL THE OUTRAGE. I DEMAND OUTRAGE.
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