“Opal Innocence Scroll?” “No.” “Mandarin Square?” “No.” “Mandarin Round?” “No.” “Grosgrain?” “No.” “Birchwood?” “Sounds familiar, let me look. … Uhm. No.” “Platinum Wave?” “No.” “Venetian Lace?” “No.”
Sometimes when I say my life is like a Monty Python sketch, I really do mean it.
