When walking through the supermarket doing your grocery shopping, do you ever remember commercials of yesteryear? Because I totally do. Chiefly Chips Ahoy (A thousand chips delicious!), Jell-O (It’s alive!), and Mentos (The Freshmaker!). And sometimes this Minute Maid commercial, because “Whoa, Robert Loggia!” never fails to crack me up.

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"We must select the illusion which appeals to our temperament, and embrace it with passion, if we want to be happy."

Cyril Connolly

Picture one: an e-mail. Picture two: reality.

Put down the bong, OKCupid.

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(There was a Nintendo Direct about the new Super Smash Bros. today and I’m kind of hyped, don’t mind me.)

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kingcheddarxvii:

And here we see renowned game developer Masahiro Sakurai being suddenly overcome by the reality of being Masahiro Sakurai

kingcheddarxvii:

And here we see renowned game developer Masahiro Sakurai being suddenly overcome by the reality of being Masahiro Sakurai

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Things that make Samus Aran less of a badass: NOTHING.

Things that make Samus Aran less of a badass: NOTHING.

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Barenaked Ladies - “Pinch Me”
from Maroon

It’s like a dream, you try to remember, but it’s gone
Then you try to scream, but it only comes out as a yawn
When you try to see the world beyond your front door

Gonna be a BNL kind of day.

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I’ve been playing with Duolingo on my tablet, partly for fun and partly because I have a Spanish degree I don’t use. Occasionally it reminds me of my high school Spanish textbooks when it comes up with sentences like this one.

(A favorite from Spanish 3, junior year of high school: “¡No tires esas salchichas!” Sigh.)

I’ve been playing with Duolingo on my tablet, partly for fun and partly because I have a Spanish degree I don’t use. Occasionally it reminds me of my high school Spanish textbooks when it comes up with sentences like this one.

(A favorite from Spanish 3, junior year of high school: “┬íNo tires esas salchichas!” Sigh.)

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(Seriously, it turns my stomach to think Bud Selig is probably going to end up in the Hall of Fame, and Frank Jobe and Marvin Miller won’t.)

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