How to change your bedding over for the fall

  1. Pull your summer bedding off and heap it on the floor by the couch. Refuse to put it in the laundry until three days from now.
  2. Put the fall sheets on the bed, because that’s the easiest part.
  3. And then the pillowcases. The pillowcases are pretty easy.
  4. Almost rip your summer pillow shams apart trying to get your pillows out of them.
  5. Almost rip your fall pillow shams apart trying to get your pillows into them.
  6. Put all the pillows back on the bed.
  7. Look ruefully at the comforter and comforter cover.
  8. Sigh.
  9. Pretend you don’t see it and go shopping for a couple of hours.
  10. Come back and find that no one put the comforter in the comforter cover for you.
  11. Sigh.
  12. Spread the comforter cover out on the floor and begin working the corners of the comforter into the farthest end.
  13. Whatever you’re doing, it doesn’t work, so start crawling around inside your comorter cover trying to get everything to lay flat.
  14. Abandon this project for three hours because your IRC friends pinged you to play Mario Kart 8 with them
  15. it’s time for bed and you still have no comforter and it’s cold
  16. you know what fuck it this is just going to have to work like it is
  17. Pick up the comforter and comforter cover and shake it and hope it all flattens out over the course of the fall and winter.
  18. Throw it on the bed and crawl under it.
  19. Fall asleep.

When walking through the supermarket doing your grocery shopping, do you ever remember commercials of yesteryear? Because I totally do. Chiefly Chips Ahoy (A thousand chips delicious!), Jell-O (It’s alive!), and Mentos (The Freshmaker!). And sometimes this Minute Maid commercial, because “Whoa, Robert Loggia!” never fails to crack me up.

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"We must select the illusion which appeals to our temperament, and embrace it with passion, if we want to be happy."

Cyril Connolly

Picture one: an e-mail. Picture two: reality.

Put down the bong, OKCupid.

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(There was a Nintendo Direct about the new Super Smash Bros. today and I’m kind of hyped, don’t mind me.)

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kingcheddarxvii:

And here we see renowned game developer Masahiro Sakurai being suddenly overcome by the reality of being Masahiro Sakurai

kingcheddarxvii:

And here we see renowned game developer Masahiro Sakurai being suddenly overcome by the reality of being Masahiro Sakurai

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Things that make Samus Aran less of a badass: NOTHING.

Things that make Samus Aran less of a badass: NOTHING.

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Barenaked Ladies - “Pinch Me”
from Maroon

It’s like a dream, you try to remember, but it’s gone
Then you try to scream, but it only comes out as a yawn
When you try to see the world beyond your front door

Gonna be a BNL kind of day.

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I’ve been playing with Duolingo on my tablet, partly for fun and partly because I have a Spanish degree I don’t use. Occasionally it reminds me of my high school Spanish textbooks when it comes up with sentences like this one.

(A favorite from Spanish 3, junior year of high school: “¡No tires esas salchichas!” Sigh.)

I’ve been playing with Duolingo on my tablet, partly for fun and partly because I have a Spanish degree I don’t use. Occasionally it reminds me of my high school Spanish textbooks when it comes up with sentences like this one.

(A favorite from Spanish 3, junior year of high school: “┬íNo tires esas salchichas!” Sigh.)

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