guide-dang-it:

Ain’t that just the goddesses’ honest truth.

At least getting your Iron Boots on and off in real life doesn’t require going through forty menu screens. OR DOES IT.

guide-dang-it:

Ain’t that just the goddesses’ honest truth.

At least getting your Iron Boots on and off in real life doesn’t require going through forty menu screens. OR DOES IT.

For some reason it amuses me that I cannot start this chapter without wanting to listen to jazz and eat salami.

When I first got my license, I would frequently do stupid things, then turn to my younger sister and say, “Don’t do that.” Nine years later, that’s still the way my role modeling works.
(Note: I was sitting at a pump when I took this. I wasn’t about to tempt fate by assuming I would make it to a gas station. I may be reckless, but I am not stupid. Cough.)

When I first got my license, I would frequently do stupid things, then turn to my younger sister and say, “Don’t do that.” Nine years later, that’s still the way my role modeling works.

(Note: I was sitting at a pump when I took this. I wasn’t about to tempt fate by assuming I would make it to a gas station. I may be reckless, but I am not stupid. Cough.)

musicallysleepy:

I wanted to try a thing. They’re rather simple but I really like ‘em!

That’s probably my favorite Lon’qu line. These are really cool — well done!

vectorbelly:

It’s not illegal if you economics all the witnesses.

vectorbelly:

It’s not illegal if you economics all the witnesses.

ISIHAC Moments That Never Fail to Make Me Laugh Like a Moron #1

Jack: "Preparation-H hemorrhoid cream: use with..."
Graeme: Gay abandon!

I’m taking tomorrow off.

I wonder what time I’ll wake up in a panic because my alarm didn’t go off. Because I didn’t set it. Because I’m not going to work.