“Opal Innocence Scroll?” “No.” “Mandarin Square?” “No.” “Mandarin Round?” “No.” “Grosgrain?” “No.” “Birchwood?” “Sounds familiar, let me look. … Uhm. No.” “Platinum Wave?” “No.” “Venetian Lace?” “No.”

Sometimes when I say my life is like a Monty Python sketch, I really do mean it.

Have a couple more.

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I’m on my mother’s computer right now (it’s connected directly to the printer, which unfortunately refuses to network with my computer, which is running 64-bit Windows, so, here I am) and thought you all should see this picture that she has as her wallpaper.

I’m on my mother’s computer right now (it’s connected directly to the printer, which unfortunately refuses to network with my computer, which is running 64-bit Windows, so, here I am) and thought you all should see this picture that she has as her wallpaper.

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iheartqi:

The Great Bee Debate, part 6

iheartqi:

The Great Bee Debate, part 6

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iheartqi:

The Great Bee Debate, part 5

iheartqi:

The Great Bee Debate, part 3

David Mitchell’s logic is my favorite kind of logic.

iheartqi:

The Great Bee Debate, part 2

This is one of my favorite episodes of QI. I love how obviously incensed Alan is that Dara would kill a bee.

Also: SPLISHY SPLASHY SPLISHY SPLASHY

iheartqi:

The Great Bee Debate, part 1

Part 2 coming up in a jiffy.

“HE KNEW ME THROUGH MOTHER!” This episode was so great.

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